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I work as a computer lab demonstrator for the Mathematics and Statistics departments at the University of Auckland. Basically the tags they make us wear are boring.

The name came after a bit of imaginative thinking, with some help from a friend, who was playing around with his calculator in ``sadistical mode'' at school. The tag read ``Departments of Mathematics and Statistics''. What improvements can you suggest?

Having my real name on the tag was also a bore, and given the ``theme'' above I guess you shouldn't have too much trouble understanding where I got the ``Mr Whippy'' idea from. The final touch, was replacing the job title. ``Laboratory Demonstrator'' became ``BDSM Lab Demon''.